December 2011
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my parents: you're so beautiful and perfect you can get anyone you want
everyone else: quick someone call animal control there's a gorilla on the loose
friends don’t lie to their friend’s faces you asshole
i wish it would snooow :(
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merry christmas everyone
i hope everyone had a nice day
i for one was really excited for my family to come over since i haven’t seen anyone in a long time
well my mom got me this hairspray and i thought i would try it out today. so i did that and made my make up really pretty and more perfect than i have ever done it in a while. everyone was at my house and my face started to itch and turn red and swell. so i had...
Me: can I go to a concert
Parents: lord Jesus above a concert do you mean a rape fest that's where all the sex offenders meet up and find their next victims and the band members will impregnate you
tumblr is working in school. this is strange.
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"Why are you single?"
I don’t know, ask all the people that won’t date me.
maxfuckingbemis:
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nothing is more annoying than when your bedroom door is closed and someone comes in and leaves the door open when they leave
me: *sneezes*
class: *silence/crickets*
most popular girl in the grade: *sneezes*
class: god bless you sweetheart jesus lord let god protect you from that horrible sneeze
not to sound like a typical annoying teenage girl or anything. but i really want a boyfriend.
i just went to my photo teacher's house (gare) to...
and we ended up staying and talking with her and her husband for like an hour. basically everything about her life is adorable. he daughter is the cutest ever, her husband is sooo nice, her mom is really nice, their house is adorable and she’s pregnant and the nicest lady ever. She’s having her baby on tuesday and she is out on maternity leave for the rest of the year so we all miss...
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everything is so fucked up lately and my mind is constantly racing and worrying giving me anxiety and scary things
i just don’t have anyone to talk to and i listen to other people’s problems and ignore my own and keep everything bottled up and try to keep composure on the outside and fuckk
i haven’t been on tumblr to vent...
why is the only thing i see when i type American Giving Awards miley cyrus. i just want to see a clip of TWLOHA winning
i’ve become so irrelevant on tumblr now.
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